By adamg on Tue., 7/29/2014 - 8:08 pm
Oliver Young reports he called 911 when he spotted a "package blinking and making noise in the bushes" around 7:50 p.m. on Sigourney Street near Robeson.
Police shut the street, the bomb squad arrived, looked around and determined it was "just a bag of alarms," he says. "Shoplifting. A bunch of them. Five or six in there."
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What Kind Of Alarms Would Blink And Make Noises In The Bushes?
By Elmer
Thu, 05/24/2018 - 2:23am
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[sup]Grace Jones singing "Operator Alarm"[/sup]
I assume they meant...
By CGB
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:47am
...anti-shoplifting alarms cut off of packages by shoplifters. These things.
Thank You! - I Don't Frequent "Big Box" Stores ...
By Elmer
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:01pm
... so that type of alarm didn't immediately come to mind, especially when the headline said "stolen alarms". I suppose the alarms could be considered collateral thefts, but the actual stolen items were obviously something else.
This is not a cartoon
By Kaz
Tue, 07/29/2014 - 11:48pm
Bombs don't blink and make noise. They sit waiting or blow up.
Back in 2007
By CGB
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:48am
This is the same police department world-famous for this overreaction, remember.
Remember?
By Kaz
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 9:30am
Of course!
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AFAIK bombs have no ISO
By gotdatwmd
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 8:32am
AFAIK bombs have no ISO standards so they could if they were built that way
Name checks out
By Kaz
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 9:34am
I believe you.
But seriously, what would be the point of a bomb that made bells and whistles to tell you where it was and bring attention to itself? The only thing I could think of is some kind of "look over here so I can blow more people up" device. But that's stupid because the first person is going to do like this guy did and call it in.
The purloined IED
By SwirlyGrrl
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 9:49am
They could also glue a couple of gears on it and the bomb would be mistaken for a steampunk contraption!
I gotta say, if I saw a
By Hyde_Parker
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 11:22am
I gotta say, if I saw a package that was blinking and making noise in the bushes, I would call the cops too. Because, um, there's a strange package blinking and making noise in the bushes.
Until the day that somebody
By roadman
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 11:29am
makes a bomb that blinks and makes noise, which is then ignored by everyone (until it goes off) because of people like you who presume that bombs aren't made that way.
When that day comes
By Kaz
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:41pm
You get to say I told you so. But it also has to be a black sphere with a burning fuse coming out of the top.
And the device also
By roadman
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 5:28pm
has to say ACME in big letters on it.
I would also accept
By Kaz
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 5:32pm
BOMB in big white letters as well.
Thank heavens
By Lunchbox
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 9:00am
It wasn't a Mooninite
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