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Police hunt pair of alleged douchnozzles for trolley troublemaking near Somerville T stop

Finger man and pal

Finger man and pal. Surveillance photo via TPD.

Transit Police report they are looking for a pair of guys for some assholery turned A&B on a Green Line train near Gilman Square in Somerville around 11 p.m. on Saturday:

Subjects harassing a 37y/o male victim/instigating a fight. V refused to engage & alleged he was struck in the face by subject.

Do they look familiar? Contact detectives at 617-222-1050.

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What a charming duo. Why aren't real studies being done as to what causes this kind of behavior, instead of just writing it off to them being a-holes? And seriously, hoodies and baseball caps have definitely got something to do with it. It's part of the package. I don't want to say ban them, that isn't right and will just make them all the more totemic. Isn't there a way we can make them fall out of fashion?

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Young males without family attachments and steady jobs make up the most unstable sector of any society.

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Now we can't see him, that stuff should be illegal!

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Seems like it would save time.

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Then leave on the train while they are still going at it.

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Douchecanoe or, a canoe of douches if one will. Magoo.

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We all know douches go by wagons.

Geepers.

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We get those here.

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in his mug shot.

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Those stubby fingers should make it easier to find him.

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"About this long."

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Some people just are incapable of nothing except being stupid.

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Douchenozzles ….

… are tools of the patriarchy. As are people who use that term.

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