Caught blue-handed

If you're going to go around town spray-painting buildings with blue graffiti, you might want to try to keep the blue paint off your hands:

"When the officers confronted him, his hands were blue," said Shastany. "He claimed he was an artist and it was just like an addiction, spray painting."

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By Whitey Bulger (not verified) | Wed, 10/10/2007 - 9:21pm

Hold his hand down on a table, break his knuckles with a ball-peen hammer. No court time, no criminal record, no muss, no fuss. His "addiction" will be cured.

Eye for an eye...

By BrucemB | Wed, 10/10/2007 - 11:12pm

Take everything he owns and paint it.

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