Caught blue-handed
By adamg - Wed, 10/10/2007 - 7:21pm.
If you're going to go around town spray-painting buildings with blue graffiti, you might want to try to keep the blue paint off your hands:
"When the officers confronted him, his hands were blue," said Shastany. "He claimed he was an artist and it was just like an addiction, spray painting."




Simple Fix
Hold his hand down on a table, break his knuckles with a ball-peen hammer. No court time, no criminal record, no muss, no fuss. His "addiction" will be cured.
Eye for an eye...
Take everything he owns and paint it.