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Eric Gagne really must be going

On Cursed to First, Beth quietly and respectfully asks Gagne to just find some plane to Montreal and get on it:

We don't have to yell and scream about it. There doesn't need to be a mob on his doorstep with pitchforks and torches. We can be quiet and civilized as we make this transition. But it is for certain that he should leave now. ...

Talonvaki: Deport Eric Gagne.

Amy: What was he doing in the GAME?

I am available to pitch. I could do better. Where is Julian? ...

The Boston Blogger: How much does Gagne suck?

Martin Lieberman: Eric Gagne, I've said it before and I'll say it again: YOU SUCK!!!!!

Teddy Kokoros: For his own safety I think Gagne should just leave the city and not come back.

Philip McCarthy finds a suitable photo for the occasion.

At least Gagne isn't on Jimmy's list of things that are not left-handed specialists, although the pitcher who followed Gagne is.

Chris Fournier, meanwhile, says that even worse than Gagne is Bud Selig, Tim McCarver and Joe Buck, because they are responsible for ridiculously late starting times and ridiculously stupid announcing:

... With Buck and McCarver fucking my ears each night and Selig selling the game out to major television interests (gawddamned prime time), mixed in with the unknown and unexpectedness of baseball, the game is damn near unwatchable. It's fucked. ...

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As I watched my beloved redsox from my home in Colorado, I tried to explain to everyone how important it was that Francona did not put in Mr. Gagne. I also tried to explain that he has single-handedly gave at least 5 games away this year.
For the love of everything holy Francona don't put him in again, don't even bring him to Cleveland, don't let him watch the game on TV!

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