The Garfields must have hit some interdimensional wormhole on their way to Roche Bros. in West Roxbury tonight. How else to explain this report of a near empty store?

There's like 8,000 free parking spaces in the parking lot! ... There's no shopping-cart road rage happening!

Not in this universe, Steve.

Compare to:
Hell on earth: The Roche Bros. parking lot the day before Thanksgiving.