What Is The One Topic Most Likely To Result In An All-Out Flame War On U-Hub?
By Suldog - Tue, 05/13/2008 - 4:05pm.
Bicyclists vs. Motorists
32% (57 votes)
Pink Hats
6% (11 votes)
Gun Controllers vs. Gun Owners
11% (20 votes)
Parking Spots Occupied By Furniture In Winter
15% (26 votes)
Gun-Toting Bicyclists Wearing Pink Hats Who Take Other Folk's Parking Spots
36% (65 votes)
Total votes: 179
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You smug idiots are so
You smug idiots are so wrong...... its obviously the first. If you don't pick that answer you deserve to be beaten unconscious
Pistols!
That, sir, is a declaration of war!
Yeah?
Up yours! I demand satisfaction!
U Locks at 30 paces on the Cambridge
Common, tomorrow at dawn!
Non Violent Option
And lo they beat their u-locks into horseshoes and set upon the local park to settle their differences in a properly rustic fashion.
Besides, we wouldn't need U Locks if it wasn't for all of those people from Adam's neighborhood taking the Orange Line into town to steal bikes!
(disclaimer: I'm full of it and I don't believe that - just echoing the anti-green line sentiment ... or was that anti-red line?)
I Demand Justice
Pierce, I wouldn't have started the poll if I didn't think that #3 was the obvious answer. Only a complete moron would disagree. After Fornya and BobMetcalf are done with you, I want a piece of you, too.
But it has to be swords or something. I don't like guns.
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
actually, violence seems to
actually, violence seems to be the one consensus among us all
Tell You What
I'll just start wildly swinging this 2x4 around all the way home, and if someone gets in the way of it, it's their own fault.
Red Sox pink hats
I can't stand those Red Sox pink hats. And the other night when I was at the Celtics game I saw a woman wearing a bright neon pink Paul Pierce jersey! I'm cool with pink, but not for the Sox or Celtics.
The only thing starting wars here...
...is dumbass polls about wars! Where's my "none of the above" option, ya hump?
Hehe. :)
Hump?
Is that a slur against hunchbacks? Adam, can't we control the hate around here?
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
No,
No, ya hump, it's not.
It's clearly a slur against camels. ;)
Hump!
Well, on behalf of camels everywhere, I resent that.
After I've whaled on Pierce and MerlinMurph, you're next!
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
Last Option Ruins It
First rule of effective poll writing, is never throw in a silly or throw-a-way option. People take that over all other answers just to be nitwits and it makes the poll useless.
I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to step outside
Who you calling a nitwit?
Who you calling a nitwit?
the majority of respondents. ha ha
adam, send him your copy of How to make friends and influence people"
You're assuming
that this is a useful, scientific poll to begin with. Suldog's having fun.
Suldog - you made my day! I nearly spit on my keyboard when I saw the poll.
What???
You think this poll is useless and unscientific? merlinmurph, (If that's really your name... yeah, right. You're some kind of Irish wizard? Probably a Dungeons & Dragons wannabe sitting in your Mom's basement) I think you owe me an apology. And not just me. All of these other fine upstanding net-citizens, who took precious seconds out of their day to cast their serious votes, have been castigated unfairly by your ill-flung aspersions.
After I'm finished whupping on Pierce, I want a piece of you, too.
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
You forgot
"What Neighborhood is X Location In?"
or
"Is This Part Of Downtown, Or Not?"
nice call!
That was a good one.
I still think it's gotta be the parking spots tho.
He forgot something
I didn't vote because Suldog left out MY favorite category: gun toting cyclists wearing pink hats who reserve spots in front of other people's parking homes with decrepit furniture.
Harrumph! It just isn't fair!