Karma is so fowl

Turkey on the loose

You know what's going to happen when you park your fool Cadillac in a crosswalk in the Longwood Medical Area? A turkey's going to jump on your car and peck at it mercilessly, as Tom Wheaton observed.

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how the turkey crossed the road

By pom (not verified) | Mon, 06/16/2008 - 10:51am

This Longwood turkey is clearly obsessed with pedestrian etiquette.

Turkey in the Crosswalk

By SwirlyGrrl | Mon, 06/16/2008 - 11:38am

Isn't that an urban fiddling tune?

you know what would make a great fiddle tune?

By pom (not verified) | Mon, 06/16/2008 - 2:45pm

Turkey Obsessed with Pedestrian Etiquette

Disapproving Turkey in the Road

By pom (not verified) | Mon, 06/16/2008 - 3:13pm

I think my dad used to play that

By Gareth | Mon, 06/16/2008 - 3:18pm

As I was goin’ down the road
With a tired back and a heavy load
I stepped off a curb and heard a crack
And I said goodbye to my old backpack
Turkey in the crosswalk, turkey on the car
Peckin and a scratchin cuz he’s parked against the law
Twistin up a tune called Turkey in the Crosswalk

alternate tuning

By pom (not verified) | Mon, 06/16/2008 - 3:43pm

You can leave it on the curbside
Like the ISD’ll do
You can leave it at the T stop
If you’ve got a week or two
You can leave it in the driveway
You can take it to the mall
But if you park it in a crosswalk
Angry turkeys come to call

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