Pissed in Southie

Maybe the guy just couldn't wait to get inside and the front porch was oh so convenient:

... To Nick's great relief, the man was wearing underwear, but his relief was quickly replaced by horror as the man whipped himself out of his briefs and proceeded to pee off the front porch in broad daylight. ...

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Perhaps

By Anonymous | Wed, 07/16/2008 - 11:34pm

his toilet is backed-up up!?

Maybe, the guy has dementia. A friend of mine had dementia from Alzheimer's. We took him to the hospital for an MRI and when it was done, he wanted to pee. Apparently, the corner of the room behind the MRI looked as good a place as any. When we figured out what he was up to, the best we could do was move the garbage can to catch it.

Maybe the guy in Southie was just drunk as a skunk... that's what Adam is implying in the title "Pissed in Southie", huh?

Funny how the author didn't use the word penis.

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