Yeah, the guy should probably be at home. All the same, he isn't exactly going to share this love around unless someone goes all gothic and he touches surgery buddy's wounds. Even nurses and doctors rarely contract these infections from patient contact ... spread them, but don't get them unless they have open wounds.

Some of these bugs are resistant to hand sanitizer, anyway. Rather than going to CVS, his time might be better spent on WebMD or MedlinePlus getting some information about how to prevent their spread.

I wonder if he was thinking "shut up shut up shut up" while he was telling that story.

Yuck