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West Roxbury to be swept by wave of Cable Guys
By adamg on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:21pm
BPD Area E-5 alerts the neighborhood that Comcast is starting an "extensive" door-to-door marketing campaign in West Roxbury (it's running through June!) in which sales representatives will attempt to meet with residents to take back their equipment before they drop dead from their exclusive diet of Kung Pao chicken, which is a Chinese delicacy explain exciting new Comcast offerings.
Police say all Comcast sales reps will have red beards and be out of shape sing in weird monotones about videogames be turtles wear "Comcast Contractor" shirts and jackets and have photo IDs. Also, police emphasize:
This campaign is designed to "meet" with residents. Comcast will not be soliciting residents for money. If you are approached by individuals seeking money beware that this person may not be a Comcast representative and as always call 9-1-1 for assistance.
Don't worry, weary Westie: Cable Guy won't be followed by FIOS Guy because Verizon sucks doesn't offer FIOS anywhere in the largest city in New England, except for a couple of blocks in Dorchester.
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The Slowskies!
Your crossed out parts cracked me up!
Comcast, through the nose
This is where I pay. (This is not where you pay.)
This is where I pay. (This is not where you pay.)
This is where I pay. (This is not where you pay.)
This is where I pay. (This is not where you pay.)
This is where I pay. (This is not where you pay.)
This is where I pay. (This is not where you pay.)
Hello.
if comcast guys ring my
if comcast guys ring my bell, they're getting a punch right in the nose. every last one of 'em. comcast has given me nothing but grief for the past month (and not even the GOOD grief charlie brown used to talk about).