Mitt Romney: Man of Action

Hoo boy, thank goodness we had brave Mitt Romney taking decisive action to stop all those looters.

Oh, right, we didn't have any looters. But maybe that's because the looters knew they'd have to deal with tough, no-nonsense Mitt!

As Jay Fitzgerald notes, brace yourselves for an endless parade of commercials featuring a brave Mitt Romney acting decisively to quell the looting during the Great Flood of '06 (one of the disadvantages of living next to New Hampshire is we get all their political ads):

Raging waters, National Guard troops, senior citizens being evacuated, horror and panic in the eyes of victims -- and at the center a calm and cool commander, Mitt, the only man between mayhem and order. ...