Gassy McFartsalot takes the Orange Line

Jennifer Stewart sat next to him this morning, unable to escape:

... Holy cow patties...the SMELL. It was like a six-week old garlic and egg salad sandwich that had been left out in the sun for several hours in a dog poo infested park in the middle of an August heatwave. *gag* I'm not entirely convinced that I won't have to spritz my winter coat with Febreze when I return home tonight, it was that powerful. ...