Springfield Republican: FBI probes agent's role in brother's campaign for John Kerry's U.S. Senate seat.

Via Blue Mass. Group.

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Those rumors couldn't be true, could they?

For one thing, he's not.

To seek $1 billion to make it world class.

Student Tasered At Sen. Kerry Event In Florida:

... As Kerry tells the audience he will answer the student's "very important question," Meyer struggles on the ground and yells at the officers to release him, crying out, "Don't Tase me, bro," just before he is Tasered. He is then led from the room, screaming, "What did I do?" ...

Tom Finneran, meanwhile, apparently found the tasering quite funny.

Only catch: You have to like John Kerry.

Kerry vows never to tell a joke again.

Seth Gitell reports that before a 63rd birthday party at Ned Devine's, John Kerry met with a bunch of Demmie bloggers at a downtown office today - possibly in an attempt to persuade them he actually has a shot in 2008.