Sal LaMattina

Councilor LaMattina wants to make people feed Back Bay meters until 2 a.m.

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Councilor Sal LaMattina wants to throw the book at phone-directory companies

The East Boston councilor wants to do something about the tons and tons of phone books that land with a thud in lobbies and on front steps: Ban unsolicited commercial deliveries weighing more than a pound. Hear that, Yellow Book and Verizon?

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Half-Naked Councilor

Who knows why Dave Wedge at the Herald decided to call up Councilor LaMattina's address on Google Maps, but the world is a richer place for it:

Dear Google: Your Street View addresses are still wacky. When I typed in LaMattina's address, and put Little Orange Guy right on the arrow, I still had to "drive" a couple doors down to find what Wedge found.

My $5 offer for a naked person on Google Street View still stands.

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For Councilor LaMattina

Councillor Sal LaMattina doesn't like the sound of ice-cream trucks in the summer. Why not ban the sound of kids laughing outside, too, Councilor? Oh, and the kids on my block make a lot of noise shooting hoops. Also, as long as you're at it, can you do something about those damn birds that start chirping at 4:30 a.m.?

In honor of our own budding Mr. Potter, crank it up:

Earlier:
The melancholy ice-cream truck of Davis Square.
Summer is officially here in Roslindale.

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