Look what happens when a Somervillain punches in "coffee" on his iPhone.

Dunkin' Donuts lets you create a customized Dunkin' Donuts card. Steve Garfield shows off his Barack Obama Dunkin' Donuts card.

Philip Greenspun goes to a packed Costco, grabs a hot dog and shares a table with a college student who's taken a job at a Dunkin' Donuts to try to make ends meet:

... But business is slow. We'll probably have to close if things continue like this. ...

MIT Police report one student used her Dunkin' Donuts card to unlock the door to the admissions office earlier this month. Unfortunately, for her, that also set off an alarm that brought campus police to investigate:

... The Dunkin Donuts card was retrieved from her backpack and she identified it as the tool she used to slip the lock on the door. ...

She was arrested and charged with breaking and entering in the daytime and possession of a burglarious tool.

Via The Tech, via MassCops.

Weston tries to keep a Dunkin' Donuts out of town. And since America runs on Dunkin', ergo ...

Titanjockey moved to California a year ago. He reports on all the things he still misses about Boston, from foliage to the "BEEP BEEP" warning before doors on the Red Line close. And, oh, what he wouldn't give for a Dunkin' Donuts Coolatta right now:

... A few years ago I think there was an experiment to expand Dunkin Donuts to California. It never happened. I think it's time Dunkin Brands resurrected the idea. ...

Second time this month.

Chrissie Long reports on the sad faces of disappointed crack addicts Dunkin' Donuts customers on learning the Newton Centre store is closed for renovations:

Throughout the weekend, I've seen a number of disappointed people walk away from the store front. Maybe it will give them a chance to try the number of other coffee places in Newton Centre, including Peet's Coffee and Tea, Pie Bakery and Cafe, the two Starbucks or Johnny's.

Yeah, right.

Kristine Munroe-Mahoney reports she realized she'd become a New Englander when she flew to San Francisco and promptly missed the iced tea she'd normally get at Dunkin' Donuts:

... Upon landing in San Francisco, I immediately lamented the fact that there were no Dunkin Donuts. I'm not in it for the donuts, or even for the coffee. I just wanted a large, plain iced tea. That's it. ...

Alicia never knows what she'll get when she orders her medium iced hazelnut with skim at her local Dunk's. Today, she reports:

When I took a sip this morning, it was like drinking battery acid. I swallowed a little bit, but managed to spit the rest back in the cup. There was a pool of something (hopefully meant for human consumption) on the bottom of my cup that created a sensation of 200 miniature knives poking me in the throat. I've since downed 2 glasses of water, and am hoping that my tonsils aren't melting and dripping slowly into my stomach. ...