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By adamg - 11/16/21 - 9:39 am
Cows

The cows in question.

Police in the normally serene town of LIttleton report a pair of wily bovines have fled the coop.

The cows managed to evade the officers and local farmers who wanted to help. The cows eventually ran into the woods. If you see them, please DO NOT APPROACH OR CHASE them!

By adamg - 1/6/21 - 9:13 pm

State Police report they were forced to shut I-195 eastbound in Fairhaven tonight after "multiple cows" mooved onto the roadway. State Police report the 12 bossy bovines were quickly rounded up. and the road re-opened. State Police did not specify where the cows came from or what they wanted.

By adamg - 10/4/20 - 12:59 pm
Cows in Westboro

Photo by Westborough PD.

Police in the I-495 town of Westborough report four cunning cattle from the Uhlmans ice-cream stand went on the moove this morning before finding a particularly tasty lawn on Wachusett View Drive. Police say that with the help of the town animal-control officer and Uhlmans, they were able to wrangle the bovines back to the ice-cream stand.

By adamg - 7/8/16 - 2:40 pm

Police in the normally quiet town of Dartmouth report this afternoon:

BOLO:

I was just notified by the Board of Health that there is currently a renegade cow on the loose in the area of Health Trax on Faunce Corner Road.

If you happen to see this cow, please call it in.

By adamg - 6/20/16 - 10:32 pm
Cows

There's only so much keyboarding you can do on a warm porch, so sometimes you just have to shut the lid on the laptop, gather the family and drive down to Crescent Ridge Dairy in Sharon for some ice cream and cows.

By adamg - 10/5/13 - 9:27 am
Pooping cows

A concerned citizen files a complaint from above the Mystic:

These cows just pooped all over the lower deck of the Tobin Bridge. Got on cars. Could someone please cleanup? Rain won't get there. Thanks.

By adamg - 10/30/09 - 10:19 am

One brave little dog tries to stop stampede as cows moove out in search of greener grass on the other side of the fence.

Yes, they have cows in Framingham, what, you think it's just malls and traffic jams?

Meanwhile, over in Southborough, the seemingly contented cows of Breakneck Hill quietly plot their escape.

By adamg - 8/7/06 - 11:40 am

Just when you think nothing more can be said about the cows, along come Michael and Nomi with a report on their attempt to photograph every last one of the cows in a single day. Alas, there are just too many damn cows!

By adamg - 6/19/06 - 8:08 pm

Susannah strikes an udderly sensible pose as she shows us where she lives on an MBTA cow.

By adamg - 6/12/06 - 8:32 pm

On Skiing in Jeans, Emily takes the contrary view on the fiberglass cows:

... First of all, they already did this a few years ago--but they were fish...crazy ugly fish on parade.

By Ron Newman - 6/8/06 - 9:11 am

Bob brings us some photos of cows at City Hall Plaza.

And the Herald today published online a complete list of all 117 cows, with their names, locations, sponsors, and designers.

By adamg - 6/7/06 - 9:31 am
By adamg - 2/16/06 - 9:01 am

Lady-bug photographs Watermelon Helen, the vanguard of a herd of painted fiberglass cows that will stampede through languidly pose by the side of downtown and Back Bay streets this summer.

Cow Parade.

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