Where were all those TV pediatricians telling us how to explain this crisis to young children?

Kat found herself wondering today how to explain to her fiance's four-year-old cousin that his favorite player, Jason Bay, isn't on the Red Sox anymore:

... Was I supposed to be the one to have the “free agency” talk with Favorite Four-Year-Old, or was this a talk that his father or grandfather needed to have with him? This was an important talk in the life of a young sports fan, and I felt that it needed to come from a close relative, and not just little ol’ me.

I looked around, trying to find Favorite Four-Year-Old's father. He was busy in another room eating. His grandfather was no where in my sightline either. Favorite Four-Year-Old didn't seem to sense the turmoil within me. ...