The Globe reports the store where the Hi-Lo used to be opened today instead of its announced Wednesday date.
That didn't fool Whose Foods, though. Patty Neal tweets:
The 20-something protestors at WF have a drum circle! The customers are shouting at them "We love Whole Foods!"
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WhoseFoods douchebags just can't leave it alone
They've been spamming JP-area, Halloween-related facebook events telling people to stop by their little protest for pictures with "zombie executives" or some BS like that.
20-something
or 20 odd something..?
I couldn't see even 20 people being against WF, but than again I couldn't see most 20-somethings caring about them either.
Time to drop it
It's here, it's open, I for one welcome our new Golden Sesame Tofu-selling overlords.
Although I bet Whose Foods would get all kinds of support if they changed their name to Occupy Whole Foods.
you want to know what's really funny about Whose Foods?
So, there's this white, late-20's white guy who works as a web developer. He's all concerned about gentrification in JP, and that Whole Foods will cause it.
So much so that he gets himself onto an Ad Hoc committee for the JP NEIGHBORHOOD development corporation....and he helps make this really fancy bilingual website
He's so concerned about gentrification in JP, that he decides to move his white professional ass to JP.
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH. Golf clap for Ben Mauer, for simultaneously proving that a)people move to JP for reasons other than Whole Foods and b)he doesn't actually give a damn about gentrification in JP, at least not when it comes to where he chooses to live.
No Schweddy Balls, though
Patty Neal updates us.
NO ONE likes a drum circle
I'm all for gentrification if it means these Whose Foods wackos are pushed out of JP
I know you're being snarky, but...
Drum circles in and of themselves have pretty much nothing to do with any sort of political view.
Making music with others might not be something that interests you personally, and that's fine, but it's a social and cultural activity practiced for thousands of years by people all over the world, and it carries a lot of significance for a lot of people. You just make yourself look like an ignorant ass to suggest that no one values such a thing.
Oy Vey!
That was too earnest even for me, and I'm known for being pretty damn earnest at times.
Earnest?
Hell yeah - its like totally fun to pick up a stick and bang on shit! Seriously!
Oh - and get this - its like all historical, too:
Eekas's oversensitivity
Eekas's oversensitivity includes comments against dirty trust fund hippies who like to sit in circles and play drums.
Oh...Oh.. stop it..you're killing me!!
Come on, anon(not verified), who are you really? Judging by your grammatical skills and your razor sharp jabs, you're James Frey? Am I right? Come on! Maybe you're Gore Vidal making a rare foray into web snarking? Or are you David Sedaris, with yet another brilliant, funny, yet quirky observation on the absurdity of life in America?
Please! Tell us who you are, latest in a series of cutting edge anon(not verified)'s. The world is waiting.
Personally
I value violin squares over drum circles, but that's just me.
Confidentially...
...bagpipe octagons raise my kilt.
Internet Rule 34
Somewhere, there's bound to be a website for that.
Bagpipe anythings make me happy
Bagpipe anythings make me happy. Circles, squares, triangles, etc. What I find irritating is that the people who love the drum circles have no interest in what anyone around them might be doing--sleeping, homework, whatever. They think the noise they make is "sacred", and that we should all be grateful to them for doing it. Clearly, they have no kids, no jobs, no responsibilities. So nice to have people like that in the neighborhood!
I can just imagine the
I can just imagine the abutting residents sitting down to supper or the kids working on their homework with the sound of the hipster "social and cultural activity" pulsating in the background.
I just hope that someone shot some video of the street theater puppets scaring trick or treating local kids.
More likely...
...footage of drum circle being pelted by egg-wielding kids. The smell of eggs and goat skin wafting in the Autumn breeze...
you know i'm being snarky but...
eeka, darling; i didn't say that no one values such a thing. i said that no one likes a drum circle. and i stand by my statement. might i suggest that you spend your time coming up with a screen name that doesn't sound like a synonym for the south end of a donkey, rather than picking on someone who never did anything to you.
what's in a name?
Considering that "eeka" is, in fact, a name she uses in real life, I'm not so sure you should be throwing organic, whole-grain stones. Unless your parents names you "tenfortyseven", in which case, carry on.
"organic, whole-grain stones" . . .
you really got me with that one.
tell me, did your parents REALLY name you Molly? damn, it's no wonder you're bitter.
Dude...
Give up while you're behind.
Addressing gentrification
There's only two ways to keep housing costs down that work:
I guess these WF protesters are trying the latter?
Jobs?
How about the fact that this place opened almost two months before Christmas? In a rare moment of sentimentality on my part, I like knowing that some kids whose parent is working this season will be able to have a Christmas.A job is a job nowadays.
Drum circles to fight the
Drum circles to fight the forces of gentrification? Hahahaha...these folks need to take a good look in the mirror.
Good story!
Too many
Too many damn drum circles in this city!
Too few
What do you think caused Red Sox' September collapse?
Not enough locker room drum circles! (And a couple too many doobies, but that's another sit-in...)
Like that great locker room scene in Moneyball...
"THAT'S what losing sounds like!"
give Darren a hard time
He is not from this country and I met him a couple of times. He is either from Great Britain or the United Kingdom. He hates baseball, but loves cricket. He is impartial to soccer. I think he works in the meat department, or he bakes breads.
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