Boston Police report arresting a North Attleboro man on drunk-driving charges after, they say, he plowed into a BWSC dump truck at Dudley and Belden streets around 8:30 p.m. on Saturday.
Police say the driver of the BWSC truck watched as the man sprayed cologne in his mouth. Officers arrived to find him spraying cologne on the rest of himself in an apparent attempt to mask the stench of booze, police say, adding: It didn't work:
While questioning the suspect, officers noted that the suspect appeared to be intoxicated given his bloodshot eyes, poor balance, as well as an odor of alcohol on his breath.
Hoi Ngo, 40, was then treated to a tour of the inside of the new B-2 police station.
Innocent, etc.
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Pull any digits?
By Markk02474
Sun, 09/30/2012 - 11:53pm
Maybe he just wanted a date with a cop instead of a judge.
60% of the time, it works
By anon
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:12am
60% of the time, it works every time.
Binaca doesn't work either
By Nancy
Sun, 09/30/2012 - 11:57pm
I'm just sayin'
Oh I lauged hard when reading this
By Boston_res
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:04am
Doesn't most cologne have alcohol in it?
Yes
By Nancy
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:13pm
According to Wikipedia
"In a base of dilute ethanol (70-90%), Eau de Cologne contains a mixture of citrus oils including oils of lemon, orange, tangerine, bergamot, lime, grapefruit and neroli. It can also contain oils of lavender, rosemary, thyme, petitgrain (orange leaf), and jasmine."
Plus, it tastes horrible! I've accidentally sprayed cologne/perfume/eau de toilette into my mouth before and it takes days and a couple of tins of Altoids to get the taste out of your mouth.
LOL
By anon
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 2:13pm
Classic Old School. I bet most people aren't aware Aquavelva was first introduced as a mouthwash in the late 1920s before they started marketing it as an aftershave.