Catch of the day: SWM seeks breeder with whom to escape Ebolapocalypse in the mountains of Vermont

By adamg on Thu, 10/16/2014 - 1:13pm

Somebody who claims to already have a hideaway deep in the Green Mountains is seeking a compatible woman to have at least three of his babies after society is laid waste by Ebola. And he's serious - Craigslist wouldn't let him post an ad if he weren't, right?

Ebola is about to break loose in America. It's already in Dallas and Atlanta. Boston will be its next stop I am sure and soon airplanes, taxis, and the T will not be safe. Don't wait for it to be too late. I have been prepping for about 10 years in the Vermont mountains and have a hidden sustainable bug out shelter well off the grid and completely self sufficient. I only fear that by going there now, alone, I will emerge in 10-15 years to find humanity has succumbed to this modern day plague and I will have no way to keep the species going.

I plan to wait no longer than 2 weeks to head out. I have enclosed some pictures of my shelter so you can see this is for real and it is not going to be completely rustic. If you already have children and wish to bring them then I think that is a good idea, and if not that is fine too. I request that you are fertile and able to bear at least three children with me should we find ourselves in a situation where a decade or more passes before it is safe to emerge. If you have small arms experience or hunting experience that is a big plus.

And you know he's on the up and up, because he continues he's already transferred his life's savings into gold because, of course , even if humanity does somehow survive, the government won't. And then what good will your dollar bills be?

Via Plunkett Prime Props.

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Comments

I think he'll have a lot of

By anon on Thu, 10/16/2014 - 1:22pm.

I think he'll have a lot of takers. That bomb shelter looks nicer than 95% of the apartments in Boston, and the price is pretty competitive.

A pity that he appears to

By angrydroid on Thu, 10/16/2014 - 2:29pm.

A pity that he appears to have borrowed all he photos from other various websites.

So you think it's a trap?

By perruptor on Thu, 10/16/2014 - 8:32pm.

He's actually going to drag any woman who's gullible enough to accept his offer off into the woods, where he has a tarpaper shack? Or worse.

This is nuts.

By issacg on Thu, 10/16/2014 - 1:26pm.

Seriously, the msm, and some particular members of the msm, bear a fair amount of responsibility for this kind of nonsense. They will also bear a significant amount of responsibility for any economic downturn resulting herefrom, and the blame had better damn well be attributed accordingly.

Edit: My personal feeling is that if this individual emerged in 15 years with no way to keep the species going, or didn't "keep the species going" at any time, that would not be the worst thing in the world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki

By Somebody Else. on Thu, 10/16/2014 - 6:59pm.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MSM

Some smart woman will take up

By anon on Thu, 10/16/2014 - 1:33pm.

Some smart woman will take up his offer, whack him after the ebolapocalypse, and take the shelter/supplies for herself.

Witty CL ad

By willisan on Thu, 10/16/2014 - 1:37pm.

but Tineye the images and you will see they are from different places. So, (as expected) a fake post.

Nice try though to trawl for CL women (or get imaginary internet points.)

I'm not sure about the person

By Hyde_Parker on Thu, 10/16/2014 - 2:58pm.

I'm not sure about the person who actually thinks that this is a good way to find women. Because, imagine the kind of women you're going to attract with this ad.

EDIT: I'm not disagreeing with you that it's a fake post.