But neither Occupy nor the Phoenix exist anymore and Pax Centurion is back in public where just anybody with a Web connection can read copies. And, hey, they're still running "jokes" like these samples from the past four issues:
MERS (Middle East Respiratory Syndrome) has been reported in the United States. The disease is believed to have originated in Saudi Arabia, and is possibly contracted from camels. Hmm MERS from camels, AIDS from monkeys, can you crazy Third World perverts STOP making out with animals?
I did a detail near Agganis Arena, which was hosting the "New England Robotics Championship." It was like watching an eight hour marathon of "The Big Bang Theory" minus the hot neighbor.
If it's true Bergdahl is a deserter, he should be welcomed home with a 21-gun salute pointed at his chest.
Pop tart Justin Bieber is doing the public mea culpa after a video surfaced of him telling racist jokes. Hmm what are they going to make him sell – he actually used the "N" word?? I didn't even know he was dating V Stiviano! File under: KKKanada…
After an avalanche on Mt. Everest killed several of their fellows, Nepalese Sherpa guides have stated they won't assist climbers during this season. They will now be known as Shirkers. More news from the world's tallest peak: Embarking from the Tibetan (China) side of Everest (where there are no age restrictions on climbers) an impoverished 13-year-old Indian girl scaled Mt. Everest. Coming from the lowest caste in India (referred to as the "untouchables' because of their abject poverty), Malavath Poorna was sponsored by the Andhra Pradesh Social Welfare Society. A radio news report referred to her as "Slumdog Mountaineer.' Jeez, if I wrote that we'd been in the news again…just sayin'.
Instructions for Obamacare will be available in over 180 languages. Isn't that how we ended up in this mess in the first place?
On a recent trip to Florida, I saw a Chick-fil-A and decided to try the cuisine. I figured any place that could piss off Mumbles deserved a shot. The doors were locked – apparently those religious zealots close on Sundays. I managed to get by later in the week and was so mad they were "Banned in Boston." Funny, the owner expressed an opinion on gay marriage and was prohibited from opening in Boston, but the city provided land for a mosque. Correct me if I'm wrong but Islam's view on homosexuality is quite harsher than just not allowing gays to wed, isn't it?
More from Florida - I went to Hooters (just for the wings of course) and couldn't help but notice the table of Muslims, close by. The smell of irony completely masked the fried chicken, as the wives sat quietly in their hijabs while the nearly naked waitresses served the table.
Although they still use champagne to celebrate big wins, baseball players now spray the bubbly while wearing riot helmets and ski goggles. And the pansification of America continues.
I worked Halloween for the first time in several years. I was amazed at the skimpy costumes sported by the local girls. Sexy nurse, sexy schoolgirl, sexy cheerleader, etc. I even saw a sexy Muslim – her burkha showed her ankles.
I was inspired by the PSA's to make a donation at Christmas to OXFAM, but gave up after I couldn't gift wrap the %^^$#@* goat.
Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert sent out his own racist Tweet slamming Asians, after his show attempted to lampoon Washington Redskin's owner Dan Snyder, who's refusing to change the team's name. Calls have been made to cancel the show or fire Colbert. If that does happen, where will the Occupunks and Libtards get their news?
Meanwhile, across the pond-it's been reported that UK hospitals have been incinerating medical waste for heat. Sounds so green, doesn't it, until you learn that included in what's called "medical waste" were over 15,000 aborted and miscarried fetuses. Hmm I recall some other group in Europe burning bodies in ovens…just sayin'