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Lynn, Lynn, city of sin, roosters never come out the way they went in

WBZ reports the MSPCA has taken custody of a rooster found strutting around Lynn painted bright orange from head to, um, toe. The society reports this is the first time in its 100-year history that it's ever gotten a bird painted orange.

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lil guy musta partyed wicked hard on halloween

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Are they sure the rooster didn't fall into a vat of chicken tikka masala?

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I suppose there could be more than one.

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That was fucken brilliant!

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Lol. I get it!

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Sick people out there. I hope the poor thing finds a home on a farm.

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The drivers might see him better if he was dressed in high viz!

Or, maybe a former UHub poster caught him crossing the road and wanted to make an example out of him?

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I knew I shouldn't have let my cock out...

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it's quite possible to dye animals with food dye such that they suffer no ill effects, it is possible this rooster was dyed orange for cockfighting. It would be much easier to distinguish the animals for betting purposes if they're dyed assorted colors.

Someone should be doing a little sleuthing around the neighborhood to see if there are any other Roosters of a Different Color somewhere.

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Yeah, I don't think the kids over at RawArts are using roosters as their new medium.

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yeah here come the rooster, you know he aint gonna dye

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