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For people who aren't quite ready for a Dunkin' Donuts IV drip
By adamg on Mon, 12/12/2016 - 9:17am
Brand Eating reports you'll soon be able to get Dunkin' Donuts-flavored Pop-Tarts, and in two flavors no less:
Frosted Vanilla Latte Pop-Tarts feature a pastry shell with a vanilla- and coffee-flavored filling with a "tan frosting swirl."
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Mmmm, tan...
BLLEEEAAAAARRGGGGGGHHH!!!
that is all.
Let's be authentic
The tarts should be packaged in a plastic bag inside an oversized styrofoam shell.
For most authentic taste
Open 11 hours before you intend to consume, and half of that time it should be resting on an active car engine
Disposal Instructions
There also is a requirement to litter the container onto your nearest sidewalk or construction site.
Infinite Loop?
So what happens when Dunkins makes "DD Pop-Tart" flavored coffee and then they make a Pop-Tart with the "DD Pop-Tart flavor" flavor which in turn becomes a new coffee flavor....
yo dawg
I heard you liked Dunks, so we put Dunks in your Poptart in your Dunks' coffee in your
Segmentation fault
New DD Breakfast Sandwich combo
"DD Pop-Tart" flavored eggs and cheese between two "DD-flavored" Pop-Tarts. With a DD "Pop-Tart flavored coffee.
In one word - YUCK!
As gross as this sounds
I've often thought a mocha-flavored poptart would be delicious. I may try, even though I'll likely regret it.
I've also been submitting requests to Trader Joe's to make a cookie butter flavored poptart. They have yet to create one.
What we need is a Dunkies
What we need is a Dunkies that delivers.