From a mobile home park in Palm Bay, this man has some ideas on how the military could stop hurricanes. pic.twitter.com/JAiFJ7QAOc
— tyler vazquez (@tyler_vazquez) September 1, 2019
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He obviously remembers..
By Friartuck
Mon, 09/02/2019 - 3:57pm
His third grade science fair project submission...
Would be wonderful to be this
By douglas
Tue, 09/03/2019 - 8:38am
Would be wonderful to be this bliss, kind of jealous of this guy
My little one
By StillFromDorchester
Mon, 09/02/2019 - 4:06pm
Said everyone should point fans out of the window and turn them on when the storm is close...worth a shot?
Or better yet...
By Neal
Mon, 09/02/2019 - 4:15pm
...why not just get everyone in Florida to stand the length of the A1A and blow east as hard as they can?
Not necessary
By Smart Arse
Mon, 09/02/2019 - 6:58pm
The entire state already blows.
at least he has ideas!
By berkleealum
Mon, 09/02/2019 - 4:25pm
but i guess he hasn't heard about our leader's plan to drop a bomb in the eye of the storm
Radioactive burp
By SwirlyGrrl
Mon, 09/02/2019 - 9:51pm
Dorian has orders of magnitude more energy than a nuke. (burps)
at least this guy has ideas!
By berkleealum
Tue, 09/03/2019 - 11:18am
at least this guy has ideas!
all the meteorologists are doing is just sitting on their hands, reporting about a massive weather event with incredible detail while this guy... he gets it
If he doesn't worry you remember,
By polarbare
Mon, 09/02/2019 - 5:01pm
he probably votes!
Fool
By Irma la Douce
Mon, 09/02/2019 - 6:12pm
He doesn’t realize that the Navy is too busy creating chemtrails to help fight hurricanes.
Wow
By anon
Mon, 09/02/2019 - 6:43pm
That shirt speaks for itself.
Maybe
By SwirlyGrrl
Mon, 09/02/2019 - 9:50pm
I don't think Trader Joe's would hire him.
Yup.
By Wiffleball
Mon, 09/02/2019 - 10:02pm
And it's saying "I don't know this guy."
How many large Dunks iced coffees could it take?
By anon
Mon, 09/02/2019 - 10:46pm
I think this guy is on to something. Throw some stale crullers in there to soak up the rain and it should be all set, hon!
Masshole _and_ Florida Man?
By jmeltzer
Tue, 09/03/2019 - 12:03pm
Isn't that, uh, crossing the streams?
Yep
By Cranky
Tue, 09/03/2019 - 2:16pm
And that's why you never cross the streams. Total protonic reversal.
Hurricanes in Massachusetts.
By jmeltzer
Wed, 09/04/2019 - 8:52am
Blizzards in Florida.
Humans and turkeys living together.
Superman
By ElizaLeila
Tue, 09/03/2019 - 12:21pm
Who needs the Navy and Air Force when Superman can fly in the opposite direction to stop it.
He doesn't even need to do that.
By jmeltzer
Tue, 09/03/2019 - 12:49pm
He can just inhale it.
Yep. Inhale it. OR...use
By Rob
Tue, 09/03/2019 - 4:43pm
Yep. Inhale it. OR...use his freeze breath! OR...blow it away, like he did with pollution in the air on some episode of Superfriends!
The Flash is usually the one who does the "counterspin to neutralize tornado" bit.
Conflating
By ElizaLeila
Wed, 09/04/2019 - 10:23am
I mixed up turning back time by flying around the planet with negating the spinning winds of a hurricane ...
He probably left Mass.
By Brent Jeffries
Tue, 09/03/2019 - 3:08pm
He probably left Mass. because we didn't turn on space heaters to combat nor'easters.
Hey!
By Rob
Tue, 09/03/2019 - 4:45pm
Hey!
Could this guy be the missing connection that will lead us to Howie Carr's old Halliburton hurricane machine?
Just under 13M views
By Irma la Douce
Tue, 09/03/2019 - 7:08pm
Video has been watched 12.9 million times as of this evening.