Allston Village Main Streets alerts us to this IPA from Harpoon.
Real? They selling these over at the seaport?
Where? I want a six pack.
It's a 4-pack.
at Blanchards, going fast...
Gotta come over to us here in Rat City where it can only be found in select couch cushions on the sidewalk on Glenville Ave
Yes - I got mine today! Though $3 a can seems to not be the spirit of Allston Christmas!!
Like most IPAs.
mildew and cigarette butts
and lice.
Sun-baked garbage juice
Picked up off the sidewalk
Uhaul might be unhappy about this.
Else, I would try it. Instead, I’ll just lick a dandelion....
...it should be free and randomly scattered about on sidewalks.
The winner is bed bugs and and keg foam
Damn, the summer went so fast. Welcome back, kids...
What day and time? Which bridge? How much damage? Was the driver using a GPS?
...it's probably too late.
Damn, the Wednesday commute is gonna be pure hell.
Yuck!
A beer named Allston Christmas would taste like Mr. Butch. Any long-term Allstonians know what I'm talking about!
...before he was Allston's.
GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING MR. BUTCH!
The guy at the register seemed to think I was asking about an actual Christmas (as in December) beer. Guy in the crows nest (or whatever the citadel by the door is called) seemed to know what I was talking about, but said not yet.
does that mean you've Storrowed your beer?
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Real? They selling these over at the seaport?
Where? I want a six pack.
Where? I want a six pack.
It's a 4-pack.
It's a 4-pack.
Just picked some up
at Blanchards, going fast...
Nope
Gotta come over to us here in Rat City where it can only be found in select couch cushions on the sidewalk on Glenville Ave
Yes - I got mine today!
Yes - I got mine today! Though $3 a can seems to not be the spirit of Allston Christmas!!
Tastes Like Bedbugs
Like most IPAs.
Like an old sofa abandoned on the curb
mildew and cigarette butts
With bedbugs
and lice.
Sun-baked garbage juice
Sun-baked garbage juice
With chunks of styrofoam dunks cups
Picked up off the sidewalk
Magoo sez
Uhaul might be unhappy about this.
Another damned IPA
Else, I would try it. Instead, I’ll just lick a dandelion....
Whatever it tastes like...
...it should be free and randomly scattered about on sidewalks.
I believe
The winner is bed bugs and and keg foam
Holy cow.
Damn, the summer went so fast. Welcome back, kids...
So, is it time to start the annual UH Storrowing pool?
What day and time?
Which bridge?
How much damage?
Was the driver using a GPS?
I think...
...it's probably too late.
Damn, the Wednesday commute is gonna be pure hell.
Hmmmmmm......
Yuck!
Like Mr. Butch
A beer named Allston Christmas would taste like Mr. Butch.
Any long-term Allstonians know what I'm talking about!
He was Kenmore's...
...before he was Allston's.
GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING MR. BUTCH!
FYI: Does not seem to be a Blanchards yet
The guy at the register seemed to think I was asking about an actual Christmas (as in December) beer. Guy in the crows nest (or whatever the citadel by the door is called) seemed to know what I was talking about, but said not yet.
So, if you crush the can after drinking the contents
does that mean you've Storrowed your beer?