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Pigskin caught at Gillette Stadium

Escaped pig went on the lam

Foxborough Police report a little pig that escaped from a petting zoo at Patriot Place spent three days wandering Gillette Stadium before it was captured today.

It was seen a few times throughtout the days running under cars in the parking lots, but what else was it doing with its time?
Was it trying to hold out until Tuesday to catch Angry Birds 2 at Showcase CDL Patriot Place to cheer on its fellow pigs? Was it waiting to catch a glimpse of the New England Patriots practice to study up on the playbook? Did it successfully fight off the Big Bad Wolf in a brick fortress?

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Elmer.

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I'd escape, too.

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It will think back on these three days as the most glorious time in its life.

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A photo of this critter next to a football would be cute, don't you think?

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.... thought.

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Only if the Pats want their electronic media invaded by militant vegan nationalists I suppose ...

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By kickoff of the regular season, there'll be 30-50 of these things on the field within 3-5 minutes.

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That means the Minutemen will have to swap out their muskets for AR-15s. They will simply have no choice!

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Yeah the AG kind of put the kibosh on that a few July's ago.

The End Zone Militia will have to do their best with Brown Besses and those longer than your forearm triangular bayonets meant for defensively skewering attacking guys on horseback. I suppose it would be like watching your blind uncle trying to skewer a cocktail hotdog at Thanksgiving, only more horrifying.

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