An outraged citizen files a 311 complaint to demand the city do something about all these women wearing swimsuits to M Street Beach in South Boston:
Tied [sic] of the trash my children, 3 boys ages 6-10, are exposed to every time I take them to the beach. These girls must really make their parents proud. Do they really think they look good! OMG They obviously don't have mirrors or their vision is really bad They should be ashamed of themselves! Strutting up and down the street like they were something to look at . FYI girls most people look and laugh
Perhaps the complainer then fainted before finishing the form with similar words about all the barely Spandexed fleshy fellows strutting the sand, or maybe the kvetcher just prefers dad bods.
The city closed the case as "noted."
H/t Shamus and DK.
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Good that you have now rectified that
By perruptor
Mon, 05/24/2021 - 6:23pm
Perhaps, like you, none of us felt we had anything worth saying about it.
I mean
By Will LaTulippe
Mon, 05/24/2021 - 11:28pm
Were you expecting "Huh huh, that was cool, Beavis?"
I can't post the final verse of Skynyrd's Saturday Night Special every time a gun dip(expletive) mows somebody down, because it will become meaningless noise if I do.
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