When Gannett shut the Allston/Brighton/West Roxbury/Roslindale Transcript Tab in print a couple weeks back, it said readers could keep getting their news online.
Boy, howdy, they weren't kidding: The site is now providing news that hasn't even happened yet, and won't for another 33 years:
The top story on the Transcript Tab Web site is from July 3, 2054 and chronicles the shutdown of the Centre Street fire station in West Roxbury. No doubt thanks to scientific advances over the next three decades, Tom Menino has been resurrected and is once again mayor, while Ed Kelly has resumed his job as head of the local firefighters union.
That the story sounds remarkably like a story from 2009, when Menino and the union were at the peak of their eternal feud, is only proof that history runs (or will run) in cycles.