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If you're doing the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs, watch out for staties

By adamg on Tue, 05/04/2021 - 9:08am

State Highway Administrator Jonathan Gulliver reports motorists might be seeing some unusual messages on highway signboards today, May the Fourth:

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By fungwah on Tue, 05/04/2021 - 9:44am.
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By Rob on Tue, 05/04/2021 - 4:47pm.

Classic, yes, but don't forget the alternate cut...
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By SomerVillain on Tue, 05/04/2021 - 10:24am.

Please, put more popular Disney branded IP on government property. I want cute pictures of BB-8 on my SNAP card. Meesa want Jar Jar Binks reading me my options on the State Health Connector hotline. Mickey on the $20. Disney is a wholesome, ethical company and we should let them help us more.

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By MisterMagooForYou on Tue, 05/04/2021 - 1:03pm.

Magoo luvs luvs luvs may the 4th. Tonight Magoo is going to dress up as Chewbacca and ms Magoo as Leia in her Jabba the hut slave attire and have a saucy ole time. Magoo can’t hardly wait. Magoo.

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By brianjdamico on Tue, 05/04/2021 - 3:14pm.

I chuckled. This was a good one, Magoo.

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By Lost at Sea on Tue, 05/04/2021 - 1:55pm.

Someone forgot that a parsec is a unit of distance, not time. Approximately 19.2 trillion miles or 3.26 light-years.

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By MisterMagooForYou on Tue, 05/04/2021 - 9:03pm.

Solo was not referring directly to his ship's speed when he made this claim. Instead, he was referring to the shorter route he was able to travel by skirting the nearby Maw black hole cluster, thus making the run in under the standard distance. Credit to wookiepedia.

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