Gawker makes it official: The producers of "Jersey Shore" are putting together a Masshole version, to be filmed on the Cape.
The Cape? Massholes don't do the Cape! They do Reveah or Hampton Beach. The Cape? What, are they going to wear khakis and Top-Siders and Nantucket red sweaters and have fights over who gets that chahming little armoire down at that quaint little antique shoppe?
Gawker tries to reassure us we'll only be getting the meatiest of Massachusetts meatheads:
You'll pahty on the beaches of the Cape where Roast Beef Hoagies and cases of Narragansett Light are on every Celtics towel next to a bottle of baby oil and a can of hair spray! Are you down for one wicked cool summah, and be a part of the most wicked reality show evah!
Hoagies? Hoagies? Who writes this crap? Some copywriter from Philadelphia?
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