Some people don't handle birthdays well

And some people in wheelchairs aren't very nice - or handicapped.

Boston Police report on an incident early yesterday morning at Packy Connor's Pub, 203 Blue Hill Ave., involving a man turning 35:

The victim then explained to officers that she was working as a waitress at the bar when she approached the suspect to collect his outstanding bar tab. Per the victim, the suspect told her that it was his birthday and that she should be buying him drinks. The victim further stated that the suspect the threatened her stating that he would break her neck and beat her up. During the exchange, the victim further reported that the suspect assaulted her by punching her in the face, and stole a sum of money from the victim, and a cell phone.

Dexter J. Andrews, 35, of Dorchester, got to spend part of his birthday in a quiet place.

Meanwhile, over in Dorchester, police say they arrested a couple of thugs who allegedly robbed a pizza-delivery guy at 54 Olney St. Monday - after an accomplice in a wheelchair directed the guy to the side of her house, where they were waiting.

But wait, there's more to the tale: Police say the pizza guy didn't report the incident to police until the next day - and only after he spotted his two, now empty, pizza boxes in the trash outside 42 Olney St:

The victim reported that he stopped to take pictures of the pizza boxes with his phone camera, and as he did so was approached by a suspect who stated to him, "Too late for you old man!" The victim reported that the suspect then ran into 42 Olney Street. The victim stated that he returned a second time and then observed another suspect ordering two other males to remove the pizza boxes from the trash. According to the victim, the suspects, once they observed him, fled into 42 Olney Street.

Only then did he flag down an officer, police say. After obtaining a search warrant, police made a delivery of their own - Jermaine Winslow, 19 and Tony Lee Winslow, 23, both of Dorchester - to the nearest police station. Police say they also confiscated a shotgun, ammunition for the shotgun, a wheelchair, the victim's watch and the pizza store's pizza warming bag.

Innocent, etc.