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Jan Lois Lynch, formerly of Boston, 75

By adamg on Fri, 11/02/2018 - 12:33pm

If you read one obituary today, make it Jan Louis Lynch's:

Jan is survived by her four loving sons, Jeff (Missy) Patterson, Greg (Billie) Patterson, Jake (Emily) Lomax, and Luke (Mabel) Lomax and eight grandchildren whom she loved more than anything else in the world…except the New England Patriots, the Boston Red Sox, Tom Brady, cold Budweiser, room temperature Budweiser, cigarettes, dogs, mopeds, clam chowder, boating, fishing, Florida, the Atlantic Ocean, grouper sandwiches, adventures, road trips, the beach, Sunday Night Football, Monday Night Football, fall foliage, airplane food, ingrown toenails, the OJ chase, and the OJ trial – in that exact order.

Via Jack Sullivan.


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Comments

By Stevil on Fri, 11/02/2018 - 12:37pm.

Is that humor, sarcasm or bitterness?

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By RoseMai on Fri, 11/02/2018 - 12:46pm.

Read the full obituary- it's lovely and she seemed like the life of the party :)

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By whyaduck on Fri, 11/02/2018 - 1:27pm.

We call it humor.

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By Stevil on Fri, 11/02/2018 - 6:57pm.

And read the rest. I was left with she liked ingrown toenails better than her kids and grandkids. Wasn't positive it was a joke without the rest.

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By mplo on Fri, 11/02/2018 - 10:56pm.

Bitterness....nah!

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By Gary C on Fri, 11/02/2018 - 1:17pm.

My wife and I always bitch that it should be a requirement that the cause of death be included with every obit. This woman covered that nicely, even though it revealed more questions than it answered. (No mention of the father of her children? How does she really feel about her kids?)

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By anon on Fri, 11/02/2018 - 1:51pm.

She sounds like she was a hoot! Likely she had a great sense of humor and would have appreciated this.

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By surprisefries on Sun, 11/04/2018 - 7:38pm.

Didn't know her or anything, but after reading that I might just pick up some Bud on my way home and knock one back in her honor.

[ETA] I did.

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By kevinmccrea on Fri, 11/02/2018 - 6:08pm.

I wish I could have shared a Bud with this woman while we watched my favorite Budweiser commercial which I'm sure she would have loved:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKy_gLPZFzE

Make it a Bud!
(I wonder if she liked Harry Dean Stanton)

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