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Why it's good to be a shlub in the boonies
By adamg on Fri, 09/14/2007 - 3:22pm
1. I don't have to worry about ever seeing any of my neighbors in the $550 rubber pants the Olsen twins are selling at Louis, Boston (which I learned about from a photo that accompanied the dead-tree version of Hayley Kaufman's 100% guaranteed insight-free suck up in yesterday's Globe).
2. I don't have to worry about somebody killing me and gouging out my eyeball just to get into some overpriced Back Bay health club with an iris scanner.
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Remember that episode of
Remember that episode of Daria, when Daria and Trent are driving to the concert?
Trent: (reading sign) If you lived here, you'd be home by now.
Daria: Yeah, and bored out of my mind!