Imagine if baseball announcers called operations

Joy of Sox provides the play by play:

... I'd want Castig to come to my hospital and call the operation. "And his eyesight returns, can you believe it?" ...

Speaking of baseball and health care, Bruce reports an odd sensation:

... I was watching some baseball highlights just now and I found myself rooting for the Yankees to beat Tampa Bay.

I think I need a shower.

And some penicillin.