Personally, I'm Holding Out For The Lou Merlotni

By Suldog on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 4:11pm

Want to get juiced with Jason Varitek? Plastered with Big Papi? Three sheets to the wind with Yooooooooook? Well, now you can, kind of.

Check your local packie for charity wines from Longball Cellars. I kid you not.

Expected retail is $13 a bottle. Sales benefit six different charities chosen by the players.

We've come a long way from Big Yaz Bread, baby!

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Comments

By Suldog
Thu, 07/17/2008 - 4:59pm

Jacoby Elderberry.

By anon
Thu, 07/17/2008 - 5:06pm

Somewhere, MADD staffers are crying and don't know why.

By anon
Thu, 07/17/2008 - 5:32pm

Mannyschewitz?

By anon
Thu, 07/17/2008 - 6:25pm

Expected retail? These wines have been in stores for a while now.

By Kathode Ray Tube
Thu, 07/17/2008 - 7:53pm

...and it's not so good, aside from the great cartoon of him on the label. I'd save my money for better wine!