Banning "Yankees Suck!" t-shirts? Now that sucks

Johnny reads that the Sox want to ban the Yankee-hater t-shirts and wonders where the madness will stop:

... You know what, shirts that say "Yankees Suck" are probably the least of a family's worries at "Friendly Fenway." Screaming drunken maniacs are fine but a ubiquitous half-assed pseudo-swear on a t-shirt is banned? That's just asinine. I'm looking forward to the press release' where Dr. Charles Steinberg announces the ban of the "A-Rod' is a little bitch" or "I boned Sheffield's wife" t-shirts. The Sox might also want to work on banning climbing the rafters first. ...

Jay suggests a Dutch alternative: De Yankees zuigen:

... Sooner or later the team is going to Jump the Shark. Arguably they did with the Queer Guys stuff. But the team is playing rather well right now. Still, sooner or later ...