Beefing up security on the Tobin Bridge

Scott predicts:

With one more loss by the Red Sox, all WEEI 850 AM programming will begin broadcasting from the upper deck of the Tobin Bridge to save listeners the trouble of having to call the station before they leap. ...

Red still has hope:

... It's coming down in pieces all around us. Normally, in the aftermath of such a game, I'd be applying a fine bernaise sauce to my cargo pants and heading down to the Franklin Park Zoo [oh, like you've never done it]. But I cannot despair. For one thing, we've already stood at the edge of the pit and stared into the fire. And things worked out pretty damn nicely as I recall. ...