Stepping up to the plate

Jay discusses "the rookie," the new kid at work whom he keeps winding up next to in the men's room:

This guy is wicked proud of himself everytime he steps up to the urinal; you know, look-ma-no-hands, shoulders back, hair blowing in the wind. ... He stands like 6 inches outside of the urinal guards.

Come on! Step up to the plate! Get in the batter's box! At least one hand on the bat at all times!!!