Step away from the flip-flops

Waiting for the Red Line at JFK and then transferring from the Red to Orange lines gives Mike plenty of time to meditate on mating pigeons up in the rafters and evil buskers springing on people in tunnels. And people wearing flip-flops in November:

... People. Enough with the friggin flip-flops. There's apparently a whole student population out there that either doesn't know how or is too lazy to tie its shoes. That's what velcro's for. I don't want to see your gnarly, blackened and frost-bitten toes come December! ...