Maureen Dowd, professional d-bag

Who knew New York Times columnists were so sensitive? Thanks to Chris Faraone at the Phoenix, we now know that Mo Mo doesn't read what people write about her on the Internet because it would hurt her feelings. So what does she do? She hurts our feelings, by quoting some pointyheaded douche from the New Republic:

The Internet is like closing time at a blue-collar bar in Boston. Everyone's drunk and ugly and they're going to pass out in a few minutes.

Dude, of course, went to Harvard, so I'm figuring him to be the model for that blowhard in "Good Will Hunting" who lost the girl to the guy from Southie.