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It's not enough that Providence has Del's and clam cakes
By adamg on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 9:20pm
Of all the KFCs in the world, only the ones in Providence and Omaha, Neb. are serving "Double Down" sandwiches, which consist of bacon, two kinds of cheese and a special liquified saturated-fat sauce sandwiched between, no, not two halves of a bun, but two deep-fried chicken patties:
... God clearly did not mean for humans to eat chicken, bacon, and low-quality, gelatinous cheese at the same time. I was suddenly struck with a strange urge to keep kosher. Each bite became a grueling endurance test, as the cheese and grease began to override the chicken breasts, and the sandwich grew more revolting-looking with each bite. ...
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I don't know what heathen
I don't know what heathen god this individual worships, but "clearly" a just and wise higher power knows that chicken, bacon and low-grade cheese are the almighty's gifts to humanity.
I gotta say, it's not always a heaven-sent combo
You take some of the most perfect foods and they don't always work together. I mean, what could go wrong with fried chicken with bacon and cheese? At least, that's what my son and I thought standing in the Omaha Steaks store looking at the chicken, cheese, bacon bite appetizer things.
It was just all kinds of wrong. We don't know, but it just was.
Sounds like the double down is in that category as well. *sigh*
But it's probably low carb, so
Millions upon millions of carbo-phobic Americans will order those by the dozen, wash them down with a vat of Diet Coke, and declare that they have remained true to their Atkins diet.
Look! There's no bread! That makes it health food!
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who and the what now?
Still hungry?
Would you like a side of deep fried butter with that?