Allegedly, one out of every three Bostonians would give up sex for a year rather than their cellphones, according to a supposed survey by, ta da, a mobile-phone company.
The pointless survey, in which Bostonians were allegedly asked about a hypothetical situation none would ever find themselves in, showed women were more likely than men to give up bedroom exercise.
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sex for phones
By EM Painter
Tue, 10/06/2009 - 1:23pm
The thing is, there's always the chance that you won't get to have sex next year anyway, so you might as well take the phone.
This also reminds me of that survey where they sent interviewers onto to college campuses to offer sex. 50% of the men agreed to have sex, while 0% of women agreed.
Wow
By Jimmy
Tue, 10/06/2009 - 2:02pm
I guess my girlfriend wasn't kidding when she called herself "a true Bostonian".
I'm not surprised
By Will LaTulippe
Tue, 10/06/2009 - 3:10pm
The ladies around here don't fuck anyway.
psst..... hey will...
By bandit
Tue, 10/06/2009 - 3:17pm
your problem with women is showing again. maybe they'd be interested if you showed a little less hatred of them.
I don't hate them
By Will LaTulippe
Tue, 10/06/2009 - 3:55pm
Just sayin' that most of them don't put out, that's all.
Put out?
By bph
Tue, 10/06/2009 - 5:03pm
Yep, there's a clue right there - I'm picturing you asking a woman if she'll put out. And only "Most of them" don't?
Fixed that for ya
By SwirlyGrrl
Tue, 10/06/2009 - 3:30pm
Huh, maybe this explains the
By Katia
Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:15pm
Huh, maybe this explains the last six months with my ex. He sure did love that effing cell phone.