Johnny Demon, Er, Damon

Johnny Damon, how can one describe the crulety which you have subjected upon Red Sox Nation. What you have done to YOUR fans is just unfathomable.

I know the front office shennanigans are...frightening, to say the least. You went to the one place you knew would hurt the Red Sox front office, but you inflicted a wound upon Red Sox Nation, a thousand times deeper than you will ever know. You could have gone to other teams for lots of cash. But, you took the money from the one place we would never want you to go.

You have sold your soul to the Devil, Johnny Damon. Steinbrenner and the rest of the Yankee fatcats will never love you the way Red Sox Nation did. Cut your hair and shave your beard, no longer will you be the Messiah-like homeboy to the Fenway Faithful. From Jesus to Judas, Saint to sinner, Damon to Demon.

We will remember your Grand slam against the Evil Empire and World Series Championship. But now your name will be synonymous with every backstabber, betrayer, deserter, double-crosser, fink, snake in the grass, treasonist, turncoat, Judas and Benedict Arnold's of the world.

Good riddance, Johnny. We don't want a liar representing this storied franchise.  Bucky Fucking Dent, Aaron Fucking Boone, Johnny Fucking Damon. A real Buckner.