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Coast Guard gets all Chief Brody on us


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Mayor Vaughn on us?

"You yell 'barracuda', everyone says 'huh? what?' You yell 'shark', and we've got a panic on our hands on the 4th of July."

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Whoever devised this headline must, clearly, be handicapped (or, more relevant to today's youth culture: retarded)...
On another note, congratulations on showing why internet media is, in fact, a joke. Better luck next time.
While I have never been to this website before, the odds are 100% that I never will be again.

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Make like Bruce the Mechanical Shark and bite me.

But I won't, because that would be juvenile.

So instead, on the off chance you're one of those people who claim they're leaving and then don't, I'll ask: What, exactly, is wrong with the headline? Do you not get it? I can certainly explain it to you.

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they have been occasionally sighted in Cape Cod waters, and there have been occasional shark attacks as far north as Cape Cod, because that's a little farther south, and those are somewhat warmer waters, but there's no need to panic.

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