A tip for Aquarium visitors

Bri addresses himself:

Remember how important Reading Comprehension was on the SATs? It's still important. When an event poster says "Get your pictures taken with New England Aquarium's costumed characters: their new African penguin and a shark", you have no right to be disappointed when you get there and there aren't any real penguins posing for photos.

Costumed characters, nimwit. ... What, did you think that phrase meant it would be a penguin dressed like another bird?