Keeping those Newbury Street criminals on the run

Guns, shmuns. Obviously, the most important crisis facing Boston today is sandwich boards on Newbury Street! So Lewis Forman looks forward to more Newbury Street action:

... Maybe the city will offer a "Chalk Buy Back Program" for the shop owners. ...

The Girl in Camouflage, however, says that if the sign fascists think Newbury is too cluttered, they should forget about sandwich boards and work to get cars and motorcycles off the street:

... Sure, all you motorcycle douchebags wouldn't be able to peel out when the light at Dartmouth Street turns red (and you ARE a douchebag if you rev your engine on Newbury Street, dude). And all you people who like to cruise all slow in your luxury cars and see who's at Sonsie and the Armani Cafe, yeah, I'm willing to ruin your fun, too. You can even keep the cross traffic on the ABC streets and get special permits for moving vans or deliveries (even though, come on, isn't that what those back alleys are for?). ...