What could better than a photo of Jason Varitek?

A picture of Jason Varitek riding a star-spangled unicorn, of course. Basegirl posts it for everybody to gaze upon while recovering from yesterday's Patriots game, as well as from being assaulted by John Madden and John Mellencamp.

Angela: [T]he world seems gray and dreary as I wait for the fiery gates of Hell to rise up and swallow me whole.