Paris Hilton would love West Roxbury

I just finished reading the new book by Laura Sessions Stapp entitled "Unhooked" and was transported back in time to 8th grade. The very first page of the introduction was itself an amazingingly accurate portrayal of what I witnessed one Saturday night about 7 years ago. It is a little clearer to me why girls today have no positive role models. Pantyless Britney Spears and pseudo-pornstar Paris Hilton must have grown up in West Roxbury and had Lindsay Lohan as their driver. After the dance at the high school we really did not want to go home right away and so we met up with some other girls in our class who said that they were going to meet some cute boys in the woods behind the supermarket so I decided to tag along. What I did not know was that none of the girls really knew any of the boys but that did not stop a few of them from showing the boys what good parochiel school girls can do.

The boys were obidiently stationed themselves in different parts of the woods with thier pants loosely down about thier ankles when some of the girls began a unified hoovering operation. It was a lot like watching a number of bees flitting about randomly from stalk to stalk in earnest completion of their mission. The enthusiasm and skill of their efforts were handsomely rewarded by the sound of an occasional groan from each of the boys.

I pretty much sat on a rock for about an hour or so as part lookout and part runner to buy Mountain Dew in the supermarket for the other girls. I was told by an highly experienced fellow 13 year old that it was the best stuff for removing "that taste" when done.
I really saw a lot that summer.