Confined to bed and couch last week with a cold, Amy left her TV on channel 7:

... And I was struck with one constant emotion.

I really, really, really hate Matt Lorch.

Not in a personal way, though I think if I knew him he'd bug me. But I really despise his style of anchoring. I hate the way he speaks, I hate his uber-gelled hair, I hate the fact that channel 7 canned Chris May to hire this Lorch fellow. ...

David Pye, meanwhile, confesses his undying, and perhaps unhealthy, love for Liz Walker.