You can't just take a bite out of Joyce Kulhawik's thigh

Seems four years ago, a Weimaraner owned by a couple of Russians named Boris and Natasha took a healthy piece of Kulhawik's thigh as she was jogging. No doubt under instructions from Fearless Leader, the two proved unrepentant, so Kulhawik sued. She reports on her testimony yesterday - and the verdict.